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by Syp, Level 43
Last updated at September 28, 2008, 9:33 pm
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- Get on vent and torture your guildmates by providing them with up-to-the-minute reports on your wait time: "56 minutes, guys! 56!!!!!!"
- Bake a cake. Then ban the cake for gold selling.
- Log on to your favorite Warhammer Online forum and write an epic poem about a Greenskin goblin named Yaz (no relation to the band) and his love of toe fungus.
- Level up spouse-snuggling skills and get a bit of credit for something you had no choice over. "Hey, I thought you were going to play your game!" "...You come first, honey, you know that." "AWWW!"
- Clogdance.
- Convert old board and card games to be Warhammer-themed: UNO WAR, Sorry! (You're Ganked), Altdorfopoly, Hungry Hungry Hammerers.
- Scrapbook your favorite WAR screenshots to disturb house guests the next time you have a dinner party.
- Cut in line.
- Listen to the main Warhammer theme until it's so burned into your brain that you can't stop hearing it even when the game is shut off to the point where you hum it in your sleep and start going slowly mad and are unable to function in normal society and they have to take you away to an asylum and you're STILL not done with the queue.
- Read WAAAGH!, of course!

15 comments
Vort Sep 29, 2008 at 10:51 am
+1 votes
4 is a great idea, I've done it, but I worry whats going to happen when she figures it all out.
Xzandrate Sep 29, 2008 at 10:58 am
+1 votes
In the case of us poor unfortunate souls on Phoenix Throne, go play our podpersona on White Tower with the 20 other people that got tired of waiting.
Kisho Sep 29, 2008 at 11:50 am
+1 votes
"In the case of us poor unfortunate souls on Phoenix Throne, go play our podpersona on White Tower with the 20 other people that got tired of waiting."
And the two people who decided to start out on White Tower to keep away from queue times and crowding - namely my wife and I x_x
And the two people who decided to start out on White Tower to keep away from queue times and crowding - namely my wife and I x_x
moxie Sep 29, 2008 at 1:08 pm
+1 votes
#12: Sift through iTunes for acceptable music for each area. Make your own soundtrack to replace the non-existent one in-game.
DaPoets Sep 30, 2008 at 9:15 am
+1 votes
I tend to remember to eat while stuck in queue, or spend some quick time w/ the lady... Yeah I like that one, putting her 1st 
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