Chrono Chaos: Your First Assignment

As we seek to perfect the fuel mix to our flux capacitor, it's not the time for Chrono Chaos -- the most awesomeist pretend time traveling WAR guild -- to rest on their laurels (laurels means "buttocks"). Nay! We must move out as a horde, striking forth in a bold attempt to alleviate our boredom.

So, Chrono Chaos, as your guild leader, I have a mission for you, which will be worth 20 Elf Ears* for any who succeed in it. It's been long, far, far too long, since Snafzg has posted a new comic strip up over at The Greenskin. Since our Time Car is currently out of juice, we lack the ability to go back to when he was a tyke and put the proper fear of God into him so that he'd draw these on a regular basis. So we're going to do the next best thing: pester him until he gives in.

20 Elf Ears for each and every post that you make on his most current blog thread, begging him (or threatening, we're not picky) to get a new comic strip done. We will not relent, Chrono Chaos, until our will is made known!

Sally forth, and do the bidding of the time lords!

(* Elf Ears are Chrono Chaos currency, redeemable in the future for special prizes. Which I will make up in the past. And then send back to the future.)



Chrono Chaos Guild Roster [Est. 2008 A.D. - "Anywhere, Anywhen"]:

[Retconned:]

• Brotik: Founding Father (20 elf ears)

[Original:]

• Syp: Fearful Leader


• Darkgobbo: Orc Translator


• BMR: Lazy Cousin of BMX


• Matt: Time Machine Hog


• CunningB: Lunch Herder (20 elf ears)


• DexterDouglas: Party On, Dudes!


• Moxie: Yes, Ma'am (20 elf ears)


• The Hammered: Making Awkward Comments Since 2008


• Vagrant: Touched In The Head (20 elf ears)


• Werit: Time Dwarf


• Khaos: Momma-In-Law's Boy


• Lske: Guild Plumber


• roXet: eXtreme eXcitement


• Mekoia: Pimple Patrol


• Qatol: Impossible To Spell In Scrabble


• Din A3: AAA Quality


• Regis: And Kelly Ripa


• Johnny Walker Black: Uwe Boll's Batboy (40 elf ears)


• Medrin: Captain Fun-un-un (20 elf ears)


• Scarybooster: Selfesteembooster


• Kattz: Dr. Kattz


• Paul: Oriel Oreos


• Ramathorne: Day Dreamer (30 elf ears - 10 extra for the comic!)


• Vort: He's Got The Black Lung, Pop (20 elf ears)


• James Taylor: First Names For Last Names


• Dr. Worm: Not A Doctor, But A Worm


• Crimetank: Treads Lightly (20 elf ears)


• Smashydoom: Preemptive Strike


• Across: Down


• Slymie: Cutest Gross Name Ever


• Arbitrary: Book 'Em, Danno


• Artean: Tonight We're Sending You Back To The Future (20 elf ears)


• Alex: Duct Tape Master (20 elf ears)


• Sorain: Afraid of Only Kittens


• Curien: He's Got Our Back


• Ran: He Also Walks (20 elf ears)


• Tigaj: Jagit Backwards


• DMNYO: Dynamo!


• Betadan: Still In Closed Betadan


• Stigus: Double Agent


• Wingo: Bus Driver


• JayDizzle: Fo Sho (20 elf ears)


• Clash: Fashion Police


• Trooper: He's Super


• Rombur: Death-Dealing Robot From 1815


• Alanti - The Lost City of Alanti

To apply to the pretend time traveling guild known as Chrono Chaos, just post a comment to this article saying something like "I'm in!" or "Word up, g-dawg!". We'll know what you mean.